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Girls Like Mysterious Guys

tmblg: ryanpurtill: Now I don’t know a ton about girls, I’ll be the first to admit it. I don’t know if they like being hit on, if size matters, or where they pee out of. It’s a mystery like the bermuda triangle, but one thing I do know is that girls love a mysterious adventure. This is why when I’m out on a date and things are getting a little stale, I will pay the waiter $40 to come up to...

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cuffed escapees' run in with pole →

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wolfandfox: People who are scared of buttons must lead terrible lives.

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I want to go to Iceland sometime.

(via dubliner) me too.

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$10/Hour to sleep and free visit to doctor - I...

New Museum seeks sleepy women for installation: The title of the work changes according to the participant’s name, from This is Kate to This is Jenny and so forth. It was first exhibited at Frieze Art Fair in London, where the piece featured a different participant each day. Chu Yun’s work has been exhibited throughout China and Europe. Participant profile Women aged between 18 and 40 who are...

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Blowfish Testicles. You Really Need Some Balls to... →

ericalba: photo: www.theage.com.au Believe it or not, there are even some things I wouldn’t recommend ingesting. Animal testicles — bon appétit. Professionally prepared blowfish — go for it. But,… [[ This… Gah, so many died! Nowhere close to blowfish balls but I had fish jizz in soup once at an inn somewhere around Mt Fuji. Our host told us it was “fish egg….but from man fish”....

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